28 December 2009

IS IT LOVE OR SOMETHING ELSE....


When we were young, life was so much simpler.




1. Skips heartbeat when you think of him/her.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction.



2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease



3. Constant smiling.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy



4. Absent-mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Early onset of Alzheimer's Disease



5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Multiple sclerosis



6. Inability to stop thinking about her.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Obsessive compulsive disorder



7. Bruising on neck and other tender areas.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Leukemia



8. Insomnia.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Benign prostatic hyperplasia



9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence.

Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Schizophrenia





Sigh ... how life has changed!



















2 comments:

  1. I Luv it! oops, does that mean there's something wrong with me?
    Salagatle!

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  2. It might mean you only have a few minutes left...

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