26 July 2010

I know what Victoria's Secret is...


Welcome to my blog dear friends! Today is Ruby Tuesday. You will find some interesting vintage images (with red in them of course) as well as a special guest appearance from a well known personality.  Enjoy! (I know we are supposed to post  pictures we have taken ourselves but I like to live on the edge..note to blog police: my camera is in the repair shop!)I know what Victoria’s Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
Maxine Pictures, Images and Photos
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. 
Maxine Pictures, Images and Photos


Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. 
Maxine Pictures, Images and Photos
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
Women Pictures, Images and Photos 



Maxine really wanted to appear on Ruby Tuesday.  Here is what else she wanted us to know:
 Maxine Pictures, Images and Photos
Amazing! You hang something! in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes! 
Maxine Pictures, Images and Photos

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."
Maxine Pictures, Images and Photos
Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.Maxine Pictures, Images and PhotosA friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.   Maxine Pictures, Images and Photos
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him!
 Maxine Pictures, Images and Photos


I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. 

Maxine wants to thank Mary for giving her a chance to participate in Ruby Tuesday.  If you want to see more red please click HERE!
 
You're Welcome Pictures, Images and Photos

26 comments:

  1. Bonjour Anne-Marie – j’ai vu un de vos commentaires et je suis venue jeter un coup d’oeil à votre blog. Il est très intéressant. Maintenant, je ne sais pas si vous parlez francais? Ben oui, vous avez la tour Eiffel ! Mais cela ne fait rien I can go on in English. Love the puns. I’ll come back to look at more of your earlier posts. Amicalement, VB

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  2. LOL....I so love Maxine! And truthfully, I had to stop over to see just what Victoria's Secret was. And personally, it may be a secret to some, but I already knew that. [kidding]

    My Tuesday Photo Do hope you can find time to visit with me.

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  3. What a great way to start the day—laughter and a cup of coffee. Love Maxine. Thanks!

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  4. I knew VS had that stupid secret for more than 10 years now, ha! That Maxine sure is a wise one!

    Hugs,
    Jacalyn

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  5. Maxine is my kind of gal! (I have found the ones that fit into Victoria's Secret lingerie don't go for me any longer)
    Great laughs.
    Thanks!

    Peace.

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  6. Love the red shoes! Thanks for visiting my blog - have a great week!

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  7. http://itistimetothinkformyself.blogspot.com/2010/07/pick-one-or-two-to-share-follow-rule-no.html

    Happy Tuesday!
    Look to see if you like one or two awards there.
    Cheers!

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  8. There's no character quite like Maxine! Love this post and it totally cracked me up! (Especially the one about jogging and setting panty hose on fire! LOL)!!!

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  9. I love these. Maxine is one of my heros.

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  10. Maxine and I are sisters - did you know that?

    I have an award for you on my blog.

    sandie

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  11. Thanks for the afternoon giggles. I needed that at work today!

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  12. Anne Marie, that was just what I needed-thanks!

    I have been meaning to mention that your blog doesn't seem to be updating on my blogroll on my blog or on my dashboard. Do you know if anyone else has had this issue?

    Best wishes always,
    Natasha.

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  13. Very interesting blog!
    Big kisses and regards from Croatia.
    Zondra Art

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  14. Love Maxine-Wishing you a Happy PS-It's my first time! Glad to meet you and see your blog-it's fun!

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  15. Having obtained deep thigh rashes from jogging, that quote made me laugh particularly loud.

    Your blog is funny. I may have to pay a return trip.

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  16. Oh my goodness, you have me laughing and I haven't even had my coffee. LOL! I love this. Thanks for sharing and have a gorgeous Monday.

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  17. Just stopped by. Sending positive energy for whereever it might be needed.

    Peace.

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  18. Hi there, popped in for another look - wow - u have such a busy site it makes my eyes water. Good stuff though, and u seem to have a serious following judging by the comments. Chat soon.
    Ciao - SALAGATLE!

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