I know what Victoria's Secret is...

Welcome to my blog dear friends! Today is Ruby Tuesday. You will find some interesting vintage images (with red in them of course) as well as a special guest appearance from a well known personality.  Enjoy! (I know we are supposed to post  pictures we have taken ourselves but I like to live on the edge..note to blog police: my camera is in the repair shop!)I know what Victoria’s Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. 



Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. 

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
 



Maxine really wanted to appear on Ruby Tuesday.  Here is what else she wanted us to know:
 
Amazing! You hang something! in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes! 


Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."

Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.  
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him!
 


I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. 

Maxine wants to thank Mary for giving her a chance to participate in Ruby Tuesday.  If you want to see more red please click HERE!