28 April 2010

THURSDAY SMILES !!!!!!!







How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1.
 At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses
       on and point your hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they
   slow down.
        





2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
        VOICE... 
   
3. 
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask if  
        they Want Fries with that. 

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.


5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write 'For liposuction'


                
6.
 Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many 
       looks you get.         
 

7. 
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
        serious face. 

                                           
    
8. 
Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 
          
                   
9. Sing Along At The Opera. 
                    
                    

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
           Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 

                           
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'




12. 
When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the    
            Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives!   
            They're Loose!'             

13Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, 
          We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
             
Shopping and laughter are still my best therapy! 

So there it is, my dear friends, my first Thursday Smiles.  Hope you enjoyed it!


14 comments:

  1. I do believe that I will implement all 13 of your suggestions (tee hee)! Thanks for the giggles!!

    Love,
    Susan and Bentley
    xxoo

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  2. This is fabulous! Let me know which ones are successful! :)

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  3. So funny.

    I need to do that hair dryer thing.

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  4. OH HAPPY DAY~
    I am so glad that I clicked on your image on my follower block! This is the cutest blog I have seen in a LONG time!!! It's so cute! Did you do it all yourself?
    I am following now!!!
    -Angela
    ParisienneFarmgirl.com

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  5. Hi Anne Marie...

    Ohhh my...I laughed sooo hard while reading your list! What a hoot...thanks, I needed that!

    Warmest wishes,
    Chari @Happy To Design

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  6. I SO LOVED YOUR THURSDAY SMILES.......I posted about smiles as well......small world!!!

    Blessings,

    Jo

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  7. Hi Parisienne Farmgirl,

    Thanks for passing by. My blog was designed by The Blog Fairy. Thank your for the compliment. At first I wanted something simple and then things started getting away from me. I see you have macarons on your blog. I'm having all the trouble in the world trying to buy them in Montréal.

    Anne-Marie

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  8. Hi Chari,

    Happy you enjoyed it! Thanks for stopping by!

    Anne-marie

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  9. This is really funny stuff Anne-Marie. Glad to hear from you.
    Hugs,
    Dawn

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  10. I don't know about anyone else, but I love each one! It put a big smile on my face. I am so glad you are planning to join Tea Cup Tuesday. It is a fun party and I know the ladies would love to see your tea cups. Blessings, Martha

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  11. OMG! Those were hysterical!!!!!

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  12. This is funny but I wonder why not too many adults skip. It's an expression of happiness and sometimes before work, I will skip down the hall just to start my day off on a positive note.

    Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest!

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  13. Thanks for the laughs!! I think I'm going to HAVE to try the ATM suggestion!!

    Stopping by from SITS Saturday Sharefest!

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  14. Hi there.
    Enjoyed your post.
    It was too cute!

    Stopping by from Saturday SITS fest to say hello.
    Have a great weekend!
    http://harrietandfriends.com/

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