THURSDAY SMILES !!!!!!!

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses
       on and point your hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they

   slow down.

        





2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
        VOICE... 
   
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask if  

        they Want Fries with that. 

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write 'For liposuction'


                
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many 
       looks you get.         

 

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
        serious face. 

                                           
    
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 

          
                   
9. Sing Along At The Opera. 

                    
                    

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
           Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 

                           
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the    
            Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives!   

            They're Loose!'             

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, 
          We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

             
Shopping and laughter are still my best therapy! 

So there it is, my dear friends, my first Thursday Smiles.  Hope you enjoyed it!