THE
NEXT SURVIVOR
SERIES
Six married men
NEXT SURVIVOR
SERIES
Six married men
will be dropped on an island
with one car
and 3 kids each
for six weeks..
Each kid will play two sports
and take either music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.
In addition,
each man
will have to budget
enough money
for groceries each week.
Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child
to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the Emergency Room.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes
for a school function at a moment's notice.
Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside, and keeping it
presentable at all times.
will have to budget
enough money
for groceries each week.
Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child
to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the Emergency Room.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes
for a school function at a moment's notice.
Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside, and keeping it
presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television
when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn themselves with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished,
and eyebrows groomed
During one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings
but never once complain or slow down
from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings
and church,
and find time at least once to spend
the afternoon at the park
or a similar
setting.
The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn themselves with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished,
and eyebrows groomed
During one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings
but never once complain or slow down
from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings
and church,
and find time at least once to spend
the afternoon at the park
or a similar
setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night
and in the morning,
feed them,
dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair
by 7:30 am.
brush their teeth and
comb their hair
by 7:30 am.
all of the following information:
each child's
birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size,
doctor's name,
the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear,
and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still
has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice...
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right
to be called Mother!
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each child's
birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size,
doctor's name,
the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear,
and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still
has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice...
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right
to be called Mother!
I'm joining Emma at Friday Friendly Follow
and
Jennette at Social Parade
Stephanie at Blog Hop Friday!
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LaVonne
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Bring it on I say! They wouldn't be able to last 30 seconds!
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
Best wishes for a wonderful weekend,
Natasha.
So cute...I think most men have no idea what we really do and who much we have to remember. Fun stuff!
ReplyDeleteAnne-marie, what a cute and funny post. I would love to see this Survivor.
ReplyDeleteI love that idea!!I don't think they would last until the first commercial break!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!!
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Interesting and fun ... I liked.
ReplyDeleteA wonderful weekend full of relaxation you want!
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I had heard this one before and it never gets old! Very funny and cute! Love your blog!
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Excellent post. Men would not be able to handle that island, the kids, the responsibilities, or anything else associated with the "game".
ReplyDeleteThey won't survive.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! I'd give them less than 24 hours before either they gave up, or it descended into chaos!
ReplyDeleteSix weeks? They will have to take it off the air after one as there will be no contestants left. No man could survive for long.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend,
Judy
that's rather creative and fun,
ReplyDeleteyou have it illustrated very nicely...
OMG!! That is sooooo funny! They would be in the fetal position after one day...if they lasted that long.
ReplyDeleteTres bien.
ReplyDeleteHow long would any of 'em last..I like to see, ha! ha! ha! What a delicious read...ha! ha! ha!
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ReplyDeleteMama Hen
Thats soooo funny!
ReplyDeleteand true!
Hehe, I'd love to see a man go through what we women do. Now that would be funny. =))
ReplyDeleteSix weeks...they would be lucky to last 6 hours. Most would be begging to be the 1st eliminated. Cute post!
ReplyDeleteTooo funny, loved it. Your blog is looking great!
ReplyDeleteThis was 2 cute, there isn't a man alive that would follow those rules. They would just quit and say the heck with it!
ReplyDeleteToo cute & hilarious would be an understatement to describe this awesome blog post!
ReplyDeleteGreat job in accurately describing us moms!!!!
Hmmm...wonder if any dad actually passed that test now that I think about it...
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