FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. | |
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. | |
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated | |
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. | |
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. | |
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. | |
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. | |
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. | |
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. | |
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
26 October 2010
Male or female
As a French teacher its not always easy to teach the difference between feminine and masculine. Everything has a gender: la table, le téléphone, etc...It can be hard for kids to memorize. There are still a few things that still challenge me. I still cant say if the following are are male or female. Here`s what a male friend of mine says:
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That is so cute..
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ReplyDeleteOh, what a wonderful, wonderful blogpost...I got got a good laugh this morning to start my day...
ReplyDeleteVery entertaining, though I would think some of those nouns would have a gender eg train, hammer.
ReplyDeleteI love this! too funny!
ReplyDeleteFrench is a bit like Spanish in the gender distinction...Feminine words end in A and Male words in O...I'll have to try my hand at these words with a Spanish accent! Very entertaining and fun read for the Letter F.
ReplyDeleteThat is Fantastic! I love the train being male because they always have the same old lines for picking up people ha! funny They are all so funny! thanks .
ReplyDeleteHahaha! That was really clever. Thanks for making me smile, and enjoy your Alphabe-Thursday!
ReplyDeleteF is for Fabulous! Great post. La (as in Ooh-la-la!)
ReplyDeleteI say F is for funny! This gave me a good chuckle. It sounds like your friend is very witty. One of the best "F" posts I've read so far.
ReplyDeleteSuch a witty ‘F’ post!
ReplyDeleteHave a good weekend,
LOLA:)
Roll On The Floor Laughing!!! This is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSmiling, smiling, smiling!!! Too funny, especially the remote :-)
ReplyDeletethanks for a fun read!
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This is too funny! Thanks for giving me a good laugh on this dreary, rainy morning!
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This was too funny! I love it and my hubby and I cracked up laughing! Anne
ReplyDeleteLoved it! Made me giggle start to finish AND remind me to check my tyres :)
ReplyDeleteFunny way to start the day!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle!
Fun, fun, fun... for F day!
ReplyDeleteThat was such fun thanks for stoppin by
ReplyDeleteI loved this, it reminded me of high school French class, I had the harded time with masculine and feminine, I could not wrap my brain around it.
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That was sooo much fun to read! And you are correct, I would not have guessed the remote control is female. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, loved this, ha, ha.
ReplyDeletelol ... that was sooooo much fun to read!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat an amazing pumpkin-artist!
ReplyDeleteI am not sure wear your f-post is. F is for Female? Right. You are a teacher of the French language. Very funny post. There is no rhyme or reason behind the grammatical asignment of gender to words. But I love these wimsical explanations.
Great post!
Best wishes,
Anna
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Don't you usually post on the French Obsession too? Then I'll see you there tomorrow!
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ReplyDeleteLoved your humor here and tying it into the French language.
Clever, cute and a guaranteed smile!
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