09 February 2010

GERALDINE'S 2010 RESOLUTIONS:


As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2010- Remember



1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It's called .......

'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'



2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink

And be Mary..


3. The difference between the Pope and

Your boss, the Pope only expects you

To kiss his ring.

 
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.



5. The only time the world beats a path to

Your door is if you're in the bathroom.


6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and

That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.



7. It used to be only death and taxes

Now, of course, there's

shipping and handling, too.



8. A husband is someone who, after taking
the trash out, gives the impression that

he just cleaned the whole house.



9. My next house will have no kitchen - just

Vending machines and a large trash can.


11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.


12. As you slide down the banister of life, may

The splinters never point the wrong way...


Be who you are and say what you feel... because those that matter... don't mind...and those that mind...don't matter!

4 comments:

  1. I like the one that says my brain is like lightning. haha sometimes I get a great idea, but then I don't have the brain power left to even explore the idea further! Thinking is exhausting sometimes :)

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  2. Hi Kabocha,

    No wonder you brain is tired. Most students feel that way. And, good for you for being a vegetarian. I've also been thinking about it! : )

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  3. It's because he's a veg that the ideas stop there! You need protein (real meat) to make the brain perform at it's best.....
    Salagatle!

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  4. Hi Wreckless,

    I think Geraldine probably had some protein its the "sauce" that she probably overuses....

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