As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2010- Remember
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It's called .......
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary..
3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring.
Flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.
the trash out, gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can.
11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way...
Be who you are and say what you feel... because those that matter... don't mind...and those that mind...don't matter!
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I like the one that says my brain is like lightning. haha sometimes I get a great idea, but then I don't have the brain power left to even explore the idea further! Thinking is exhausting sometimes :)
ReplyDeleteHi Kabocha,
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you brain is tired. Most students feel that way. And, good for you for being a vegetarian. I've also been thinking about it! : )
It's because he's a veg that the ideas stop there! You need protein (real meat) to make the brain perform at it's best.....
ReplyDeleteSalagatle!
Hi Wreckless,
ReplyDeleteI think Geraldine probably had some protein its the "sauce" that she probably overuses....