P R I C E L E S S

Kids Are Quick!
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TEACHER:         Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA:              Here it is.
TEACHER:         Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:               Maria.
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TEACHER:         John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:               You told me to do it without using tables. 

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TEACHER:         Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:              K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER:         No, that's wrong
GLENN:              Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

                    (I Love this kid)

 
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TEACHER:         Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:           H I J K L M N O.  
TEACHER:         What are you talking about?
DONALD:           Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:         Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:               Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  

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TEACHER:         Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE:              I is...
TEACHER:         No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:              All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER:         George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 

LOUIS:         Because George still had the axe in his hand.  
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TEACHER:         Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 

SIMON:             No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:       Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 

CLYDE:         No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:         Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

 
HAROLD:         A teacher
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            Are they not priceless?  I wish I had kept a diary of all the cute things the students said over the years.  One school I worked at kept a book in the staff room where you could write anything the kids would say during the day.  It was a good way to share with the rest of the staff especially if you were having a difficult day!  Hope you enjoyed these as much as I did!